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Old Feb 24, 2006, 10:16 AM // 10:16   #101
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207. When you ask the Electric company if they accept ecto as payment.
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Old Feb 24, 2006, 12:55 PM // 12:55   #102
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207. When you wake up with a splitting headache (Migraine), you run over to that nearby priest (Monk) and tell him to "REMOVE HEX BIATCH".
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Old Feb 25, 2006, 12:16 AM // 00:16   #103
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208. when u cut yourself and yell "I Will Survive" to get regen
209. when u mix all the stuff on ur spice rack trying to make a troll ungent
210. when u think that u no long need to eat or go to the restroom
211. when u say /dance to impress ur GF with ur breakdancing skills
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Old Feb 25, 2006, 12:58 AM // 00:58   #104
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212. when u name your 1st born Child Dwyna
213.when ur dog comes running when u yell "charge"
214.when u have a girl friend Online that the wife doesnt know about!
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Old Feb 25, 2006, 01:22 AM // 01:22   #105
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215. When your going 90mph down the highway and you hear police sirens, you say to yourself, "Shit, I just drew aggro!"
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Old Feb 25, 2006, 01:24 AM // 01:24   #106
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216. When you see someone getting knocked down, the first thing you think of is balanced stance.
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Old Feb 25, 2006, 09:52 AM // 09:52   #107
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217. When you cheak out, you give the cashier rocks (Obsidian Shards).
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Old Feb 25, 2006, 11:55 AM // 11:55   #108
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5. Rather then laughing in public, you scream "LOL!"
218. Yeah.. Got another funny example in that case. You see the biggest nerd you've ever seen and he's pretending even more nerdish like ever, and you say "OMG!".

After about 10 seconds you should realise who's the bigger nerd.
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Old Feb 25, 2006, 12:44 PM // 12:44   #109
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219. you are convinced that you look like your character
220. your favorite site links have at least 5 gw related sites
221. you go to the bathroom 10-50 minutes after you actually wanted to go
222. you try and find the easiest solution to delay your rest-eat-work times while playing gw
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Old Feb 25, 2006, 01:59 PM // 13:59   #110
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223. When you eat ice cream and get a mind freezer you look around yelling
"WHERES THE ICE IMP" and start to smash stuff with a rubber swrd
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Old Feb 25, 2006, 02:10 PM // 14:10   #111
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224. When you see a pretty girl and look for the screenshot button.
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Old Feb 25, 2006, 02:14 PM // 14:14   #112
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225. When you go to the forest looking for a bear to tame only yo get ur butt mauled off.
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Old Feb 25, 2006, 04:03 PM // 16:03   #113
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226. When you can afford FoW armor after 2 months of playing.
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Old Feb 25, 2006, 04:04 PM // 16:04   #114
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226. Go around the street forcing people to play GW.
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Old Feb 26, 2006, 12:09 AM // 00:09   #115
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227. When you make a drawing of a naked girl in the UW...
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Old Feb 26, 2006, 12:11 AM // 00:11   #116
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228. When you go to a radeo show and jump in the arena with u naked and tattos on you thinkning ur a 55 monk and the bull is a aatxe...ouch
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Old Feb 26, 2006, 01:16 AM // 01:16   #117
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229. when you play soccer with some friends and all you can think about is guild wars:
-when you miss you say, "who put clumsinees on me"?
-when you are near the goal you yell "final thrust"!
-when you go through the defence you yell "bond me"!
-when you defend your side you think how good gladiator's defence would be.
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Old Feb 26, 2006, 01:31 AM // 01:31   #118
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230. When you stand in the highway thinking that you will be safe casue u think you have cast "Prot sprit + Life Bond + Life barrier"
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Old Feb 26, 2006, 01:33 AM // 01:33   #119
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231. when you don't have anything better to do than stay in guildwarsguru.com's forum and post at the off topic and absurd forum!
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Old Feb 26, 2006, 01:44 AM // 01:44   #120
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232. Everytime you see fire you think the Charrs are nearby.
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